Are you a man or a mouse?

funny stuff: some men like 'round' women practicing sports at least once a week..well..sorry guys..this round woman has to choose between 'being round' and sports..not only because sports could shape the round into a ..triangle, rectangle, square shape..flat line...but because sports could transform this woman into a ..dunno ..vegetable(broccoli (the most scary one :)) ..)? what the hack would you prefer? a woman or a plant? are you a man or a mouse? This is my question...